Thursday, 24 November 2016

Happy Thanksgiving to my American Friends!

For this Happy "Turkey" Day, I compiled some turkey jokes for all my American Friends. These jokes are from some grade 6 students I know.

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Q: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

A: The turKEY.

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Q: How are a turkey, a donkey and a monkey the same?

A: They all have KEYS!

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Q: Why do you go to your relative's house on Thanksgiving?

A: Because the house won't come to you.
And there are even more jokes about turkey feathers …
 
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Q: Why did the person quit smoking cold turkey?

A: Because the turkey feathers made him cough.
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Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside.
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Q: What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?

A: Turkey feathers.
Okay, one more.

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Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because it had the drumsticks.
The last one.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To get to the idiot’s house.
Q: Knock knock
A: Who’s there?
Q: The turkey.
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After laughing so much, will you worry you may overeat?
No worries.

The Crown Prince Lee Yeong (Park Bo Gum) from Love in the Moonlight told his younger sister a secret before this Chuseok (Korean Thanksgiving) on Sept 15, 2016.

Love in the Moonlight, Moonlight Drawn By Clouds, Park Bo Gum, Lee Yeong, Myeong Eun, Jung Hye Sung, episode 1

Yeong:
여봐라 추석명절 음식은 맛있게 먹으면 O칼로리라고 했거늘
누이동생 명은이에게도 이번명절은 아낌없이 먹으라고 전했다~
There is a saying that "If you eat deliciously on Chuseok / Thanksgiving Day, 0 calories." So, I told my younger sister Myeong Eun (Jung Hye Sung) to eat as much as she wants this Thanksgiving.
 (Translated by one of my friends)

Source:
KBS 한국방송공사  on Instagram - (@mylovekbs)

Enjoy eating your 0 calories Thanksgiving Dinner deliciously, my friends.
Have fun shopping during Black Friday and Cyber Monday!


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2 comments :

  1. Turkey!! How many turkey you can eat? :)

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